We skip the scratchy, paper-thin blanks other shops print on. This tee is heavyweight ring-spun cotton — soft out of the bag, and it stays that way wash after wash.
Print that doesn't quit
Screen printed, not sublimated
No cracking, no fading after one trip through the dryer. We screen print every design so it stays sharp for as many seasons as you keep wearing it.
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I own four of these now. Worth every functional-addict joke my friends make.
— Casey R.
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Held up through a full season of dirtbagging out of my car. Still looks new.
— Marcus T.
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Softest tee I own and the print hasn't budged after a dozen washes.
— Priya K.
Still have questions?
Frequently asked questions
Where are your shirts printed?
Every shirt is printed in-house here in Salt Lake City, then shipped straight to you — no third-party print farm in the mix.
How long until my order ships?
Since we print on demand, orders ship within 2–3 business days. You'll get a tracking number by email as soon as it's on its way.
What if I order the wrong size?
No stress — reach out within 30 days of delivery and we'll set up a free exchange or refund.
Will the print crack or fade?
Not with normal washing. Screen printing holds up far better than the vinyl or sublimation prints you'll find elsewhere — wash cold, tumble low, and it'll outlast the shirt.
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